Worship While You Work Out

Yes, this IS for real. I can taste a little bit of sick in the back of my throat.....


Gospel Aerobics

You Probably Had to Be There

Witsy: This book is fascinating. One minute you're reading about the human anatomy, the next you're learning about the Coffin Fly.
Me: I definately don't want to hear about the Coffin Fly.
Witsy: Did you know that the Coffin Fly can survive its entire life on one human corpse?
Me: Did you hear what I just said?

They laugh like drains.